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Anti Valentines Day Playlist

I dig that people love other people and all that jazz. But Valentines Day was made by the Government to make single people feel awful about being single, when they actually have the sweet deal, when you think about it - because we can fart in bed freely....and do dance routines with our cats....and fart. And eat baked beans out of the tin with a spoon because, when you live alone? What's the point of heating it up and dirtying a pan and a plate? So this is for us lot xx



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