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Featuring my very best selection of songs with misheard lyrics in. See the list below for the wrong lyrics in the songs in order of being added into the playlist.

Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much (I can't believe you kiss your cock at night)

The Cars - Drive (Pork pie)

Michael Jackson - You Are Not Alone (Your burgers are the best)

DJ Jon & Lil Snake - Turn Down For What (Fartin' loud another round of shots)

Jessie J - Bang Bang (Gang bang into the room)

Maroon 5 - Animals (Animal's Balls)

Magic - Rude (Put on my bear suit)

Katy Perry - Dark Horse (So you wanna play with my dick?)

Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody (Got a moose got a moose will you do the fandango?)

Lady Gaga - Poker Face (Fu-fu-fu-fuck her face)

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising (There's a bathroom on the right)

AC/DC - Dirty Deeds (Dirty deeds done with sheep)

Manfred Mann's Earth Band - Blinded By The Light (Wrapped up like a douche another rubber in the night)

Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze ('Scuse me while I kiss this guy)

Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing (I can't wait for you to ovulate)

Eminem ft. Rihanna - Monster (I'm friends with the mustard)

Avicii - Wake Me Up (But I only have two heads)

Robin Thicke & Pharrell Williams - Blurred Lines (Baby can you breed a cactus from Jamaica)

Imagine Dragons - Radioactive (Enough to make my sister moan)

Ylvis - The Fox (What the fuck, Zane?)

Daft Punk - Get Lucky (We rob a Mexican)

Ray Parker Jr. - Ghostbusters (Who ya gonna call? Those bastards)

The Rolling Stones - Start Me Up (In Yugoslavia, you never starve)

Coolio - Gangster's Paradise (Living with a gangster's pair of dice)

Bryan Adams - Summer of '69 (I've got my first real sex dream)

Spin Doctors - Two Princes (I know what a prison lover's ought to be)

The Rembrandts - I'll Be There For You (It's like you're always sucking second beer)

Backstreet Boys - I Want It That Way (Tummy why? Ain't nothin' but a fart, hey!)

Weezer - Buddy Holly (Let's pull out our dicks)

Take That - Back For Good (Wash your back for good)

Sister Sledge - We Are Family (Just let me staple the vicar)

Duffy - Mercy (I'm begging you for birdseed)

Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On (I believe that the hot dogs go on)

Babyface - Everytime I Close My Eyes (Everytime I think of it I piss myself)

Vengaboys - We're Going To Ibiza (Wow! We're going to eat pizza)

Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee) (I would beat up a guy)

Bon Jovi - Livin' On A Prayer (It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not)

Men Without Hats - The Safety Dance (We can dance, we can dance, we're doing it before the pope)

Queen - Another One Bites The Dust (Aww take it! Bite the dust! Not adopted!)

The Black Jets - I Love Rock 'N' Roll (I saw him dancing there by the rhythm of shit)

The White Stripes - Blue Orchid (You've got an erection)

Toto - Africa (I left some brains down in Africa)

John Denver - Take Me Home, Country Roads (West Virginia, mount your mama)

R.E.M. - Losing My Religion (Let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight)

Paul Young - Everytime You Go Away (You take a piece a meat with you)

PSY - Gangnam Style (Open condom style)

Flo Rida - Wild Ones (I want to shit on a clown)

The Ramones - I Wanna Be Sedated (I want to eat some bacon)

Phillip Bailey & Phil Collins - Easy Lover (She's an easy llama)

Robert Palmer - Addicted To Love (You might as well face it you're a dick in a glove)

OneRepublic - Apologize (It's too late to order fries)

Hozier - Take Me To Church (Gay men)

MAGIC! - Let Your Hair Down (Tell me that you're more than skinny balls)

Ella Henderson - Ghost (Each time that I fecal I turn around and you're coming in / Give up the guns)

Sam Smith - Like I Can (He stopped his semen)

Imagine Dragons - Gold (NUTSACK!)

Kings of Leon - Sex on Fire (Dyslexic's on fire)

Michael Jackson - Bad (I'm fat)

Madonna - La Isla Bonita (Last night I dreamt of some bagels)

The Beatles - I Want To Hold Your Hand (I want to hold your ham)

Falco - Amadeus (I'm potatoes, i'm potatoes....)

Feist - 1, 2, 3, 4 (Oh, teenage hoes arrive at your door)

Queen - One Vision (Gimme, gimme, gimme fried chicken)

Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go (Wake me up before you go rogue)

Blondie - Heart Of Glass (You're cheesy like a dingo)

Guns N Roses - Paradise City (Take me down to the ferret ass city)

George Harrison - I Got My Mind Set On You (Oh god, my mom sat on you)

Metallica - Enter Sandman (Eggs delight, eggs all night)

Ariana Grande - One Last Time (I know I should've farted at least I'm being honest)

Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars - Uptown Funk (Make a dragon roll and then retire man / uptown fuck you up)

Fall Out Boy - This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race (I'm a little man and I'm also evil, also into cats)

Sir Mixalot - Baby Got Back (I like big butts and a can of limes)

Vance Joy - Riptide (And the camel won't start)

Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX - Fancy (Can't you taste this scone?)

Adele - Set Fire To The Rain (Watching porn as I masturbate)

Eric Carmen - All By Myself (Obama's elf)

Jessica Lovelace - Blank Space (Gotta long list of Starbucks lovers)

Simply Red - Stars (I hope your copperhand)

Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass (Bringing anal back / Snow shovel)

Jay-Z ft. Alicia Keys - Empire State Of Mind (Concrete jungle wet dream tomato)

Eduardo Mata - O Fortuna (This octopus, let's give him boots, send him to North Korea)

Village People- Y.M.C.A. (You can have a good meal, you can do what the fuck you feel)

Katy Perry - Birthday (Make you lick your burnt dick / bum crack everyday)

Naughty Boy ft. Sam Smith - La La La (I cum and ram my anus like I can)

Charli XCX - Boom Clap (The sound of my fart)

Destiny's Child - Bootylicious (I don't think you're ready for fish jelly)



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