Hmm? What's that, my sweetness? What? Wait, what? You want to what? See other people? You want to â€œstay friends?â€ Youâ€™ve gotta be ******* kidding me. Seriously? A week before VALENTINE'S DAY!? Didnâ€™t you... arenâ€™t we... how long have you... oh, forget it. Forget you. There are plenty of fish in the sea. Oh god, this is the worst Valentineâ€™s Day ever. I feel so alone. So... unloved. Nobody loves me. Did you ever love me? I doubt it. Love is a sham. Love is a steaming pile of manure. Ugh. This sucks. This holiday sucks. Reminds me of a song. Actually, a bunch of songs. Songs about heartbreak, bitterness, and woe. This oneâ€™s for you, baby.